New Mormon Sacred Underwear!
Commentary by Admin:
Just a few basic questions??
- Can anyone please direct me to the chapter and verse in the Bible where God instructs us which 'sacred underwear' we are supposed to wear, and which 'Masonic Symbols' should adorn it?
- Does God exempt Celebrities from wearing this sacred underwear; Derek & Juliane Hough, Donny & Marie Osmond, 'Secret Lives of Mormon Wives', and so on??
- If I wear 'Fruit of the Loom' can I still be saved??
Undergarment upgrades bring many Mormon women comfort and joy
SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — Sleeveless versions of the sacred undergarments worn by members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints flew off the shelves on their first day available in the U.S., marking a momentous occasion for many women in the faith who say they no longer need to trade comfort to feel close to God.
Social media was abuzz with pictures of long lines of mostly women waiting for their chance to get inside specialty clothing stores to try on the new items Tuesday.
Enthusiasm for the new garments, worn under modest street clothes by members of what is widely known as the Mormon church, is not just about all the outfits they can more easily wear over a tank top. The introduction of more breathable fabrics and styles for the typically two-piece white garments is key, especially for those who struggle to wear them for medical reasons or live in warmer climates....
Mormon Women Wait In Long Lines For Debut Of Sleeveless Sacred Undergarments
By John Knox - Oct 29, 2025
This would be a peak Babylon Bee joke, except this is REAL.
